Mr. Deity

"....like science and medicine and philosophy and logic and reason and democracy and engineering and astronomy-"

"Oh, astronomy! I love astronomy! Did you see Larry's horoscope today? He is so screwed today! I don't know why I even had him go looking for the keys..."

"Astronomy, not astrology."

"What's the difference?"

"About 50 IQ points".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4F5z8cVux0&feature=related